Lots of small things have been happening here lately which, put together, amount to lots of small things. They’re worth mentioning I suppose, seeing I have nothing else to write about.
My friend, who will remain nameless to protect his identity, was arrested by the police last week. Alan Stephen, (he spells his surname with a PH because he’s a bit acidic), was speeding down the motorway. Or was it up the motorway? What’s the difference?