This is true. It really happened. Although I guess most of you will not believe me. I don’t blame you really. I have difficulty believing it myself; although as I relate the story to you I might end up believing it.
I was in town, as you do from time to time. And I wanted to visit the bathroom. You know how it is. It starts with a wish, then a need then an urgent need. There was no fast food restaurant nearby. Normally fast-food restaurants are good placed to visit the toilet. You enter nonchalantly, pretending to buy something. You stand in the queue for a while. You look at your watch once or twice, then leave the queue and nip upstairs. Why do they always have the toilets upstairs? They don’t discourage me, you know.