I am convinced that global warming is caused by candles. Forget all this nonsense they tell you about a hole in the ozone layer, too much pollution, burning fossil fuels and all that. The real cause of global warming is candles.
Just imagine for a moment how many candles are lit throughout the world these days. Let’s start with birthday candles on your cake. And every year there’s one more. How many birthday cakes are adorned with candles every day burning away and creating heat?