You know the old schtick from the New Testament scholars: all those miracles stories and supernatural events?
They’re all pious fiction. Somebody made it up. It’s “mythical”. They added that stuff to make Jesus more special. They added that stuff to make it seem like he was fulfilling Old Testament prophecy. They cooked up those stories to make him into the Son of God.
Pshaw! It never happened! How gullible are you? C’mon. Get real. He was just an ordinary country preacher who had a run of bad luck.