Archbishop Smith: Bingo!
Over the weekend, I dropped into a seniors’ centre. As I entered the complex, I quickly found myself in a rather perilous situation. I had to walk by a group of residents who were playing bingo. Now, I’ve learned from hard experience that the last thing you ever want to do is distract the attention of bingo players as they listen for the numbers to be called out. The slightest rustle will be met with “Shhhh!” and a glare! Having been so chastened more than once, I stayed very quiet and made it past the group unnoticed, taking care later