Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:35

alg_tiger-woods(The Interim | Toronto) Tiger Woods and his wife were dining in a fashionable Chinese restaurant. When it was time to crack open the fortune cookies, Elin impulsively tore open her husband’s and read the cryptic fortune aloud: “He who drives well on the fairway may not always fare well on the driveway.”

“What do you think this means?” she asked in a trembling voice. Her husband did not utter a word, but a grave fear began to sweep over him, portending that he would soon be looking into the “ire of the tigress.” His day of reckoning would not be far away.

Shortly after the disclosure of the Golf King’s string of infidelities, Ashley Madison, a Toronto agency that promotes adultery (and remains apparently unconvinced that cheating on one’s spouse can have dire consequences), offered the Toronto Transit Commission $200,000 to carry an ad reading: “Life is short. Have an affair.”