The official Parodohymnodist strikes again! “Baby it’s Springtime now!”
Newly received from the official Parodohymnodist, Fr. Tim Ferguson:
Listening to one of my least favorite Christmastime songs, this popped in my head. I call it: “A dialogue between a traditionalist and a modernist”
Baby it’s Springtime now!
I really can’t pray – Baby it’s Springtime now!
The color’s gone grey – Baby it’s Springtime now!
This Mass is so bland – laity’s participatin’
So very bland – wait ‘til you hear the guitar band!
I’m missing the sound of chanting – Pelagian, stop your ranting.
The rev’rence ain’t here no more – The kneelers are off the floor
The Latin was so enchanting – you’re rabid and now you’re panting.