How to Destroy the Family in Six Easy Lessons: The Beelzebul Method

Posted October 20, 2017 12:55 am by John Fisher

I am known by many names like Beelzebul, Mephistopheles, or Satan. When I was created, God called me Lucifer, but I prefer–Prince of Darkness. He literally fired me before the Big Bang for my arrogance, selfishness, and disobedience and banished me forever to Earth after it came into existence. For this reason, I detest God and always will. When the first humans arrived, God implanted in their laughably primitive intellects a desire to seek him, somehow without forcing them. Vindictively, I designed a perfect plan to thwart their efforts to regard him as a loving father. I have never before


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