When Tinkeritis STRIKES!
The Knights of Columbus have replaced their Fourth Degree uniforms. I’ll admit that it might have been time to change a few things. However, what they did was, frankly, hard to explain. Their new look is that of an prep school boy… blazer… little hat. It is if they were determined to kill off the last honor guards.
What is it with tinkeritis? Remember what the Archdiocese of Detroit did to their timeless coat-of-arms? Well, they don’t have a coat-of-arms any longer. Now they have a cheap looking logo, guaranteed to look obsolete in a few years as styles change.
Now I read at Eye of the Tiber that the Swiss Guards will get a make over.
It was announced today that the Swiss Guard’s uniform will be changed to a more modern hipster look.
Pontifical Swiss Guard Commandant Daniel Anrig told Guards gathered at the annual When Do We Get To See Some Action Jamboree that the traditional “uniform” worn by the Knights will be replaced so as to be more appealing to millennials.
Instead of the well-known European Renaissance-style uniform, the average member of the Swiss Guard will be wearing a pair of skinny jeans, a beanie, and a leather jacket “no matter how hot the temperature gets in Rome,” Anrig said. Anrig did not specify whether swords would be replaced with scarfs or whether they would be replaced with pens in case “the muse strikes and gives them the inspiration to write the next Infinite Jest.”
“I have decided that the time is right for a modernization of the Swiss Guard Uniform,” Anrig said. “From now on, along with skinny jeans, beanies, and leather jackets, the preferred dress for the Guard will include v-necks or flannel shirts, vintage sneakers, bow ties, and black squared frames for glasses whether Guards wear prescription glasses or not.”
Swiss Guard David Adank told EOTT via a