LUTHERAN ROBOTS ATTACK!
Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
From The Mirror:
Robot ‘preacher’ can beam light from its hands and give automated blessings to worshippers
A robot ‘preacher’ that beams lights from its hands [I’ve gotta work on that one.] and can give automated blessings to the faithful has been launched in the town that gave fame to Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation.
Five hundred years after Luther published the Ninety-five Theses in Wittenberg, kicking off the Reformation, an evangelical church launched a unique automated blessing robot for the special celebrations in the historic town located in the German state of Saxony-Anhalt.
The robot on show