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My Ten Favourite Christian Songs: 6/10

The Newsboys

are among Christendom’s most amazing performers. I’ve never been to a concert, but I know several people who have, and they all say they’ve never seen a concert like a Newsboys one.

Founded in 1985, they’ve been around the block a few times. They have over a dozen studio albums released, as well as several singles and one compilation. As with most of my music, I stopped collecting Newsboys releases in the late 90′s so I’m quite out of touch with their later work. This may be something I have to rectify.

Their lyrics are deeply insightful and superbly constructed. I think of the perpetual play on words which goes on through the title track (link is to the very creative music video) for the 1996 album Take Me To Your Leader:

Justin is adjusting to the odor from Theodore’s evergreen incense
But aromatherapy don’t make him any younger than Oliver’s All Liver Supplements
His late mate Marilee merrily said immortality can’t be bought in a jar
This just in – Justin’s had enough of cure-alls, gonna quiz the neighbor kid with the fish on his car.

You have to say those words out loud to get the puns.

The odor

&

Theodore, Oliver

&

all liver…

etc.

As neat as that song is, however, the one song that blows me away every time I hear it is Lost the Plot from the same album. The rhythm is a pounding, driven expression of the heart’s intrinsic anguish when lacking intimacy with Christ. The lyrics are a conversation with God which reveals just how mediocre, hypocritical, and slothful the believer has become. It’s a real guilt trip – the healthy kind – and it serves as a wake-up call to all believers. The first two lines sum it up:

When you come back again,
Would you bring me something from the fridge?

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Solemn Vespers of the Epiphany

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Solemn Vespers for the Feast of the Epiphany of the Lord will be sung according to the 1961

Breviarium Romanum

at

Holy Cross Church

on Thursday, January 6th, at 8:00 P.M.

Vespers will be sung in the presence of the Blessed Sacrament and followed by Solemn Benediction. Confessions will be heard starting at 7:30 P.M.

Please join us in praying the official prayer of the Church Universal!


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Francis’s Christmas Prayer: this is my e-card for all of you!

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St. Francis had a very intense prayer life. One of the extraordinary devotions he created was his mixing and matching the psalms in order to retrace the words of Jesus in his passion–this is known as Francis’s “The Geste of the Great King.”

The motif of his prayer focuses on Jesus (who is the hero (king) and Francis the onlooking geste) who champions our cause for salvation through his death and exultation-Francis captures Jesus’s extraordinary love for us and God-with-us themes.

The last psalm (15) is dedicated to meditating on Christ’s incarnation. He reflects on the mystery of the Lord’s entrance into history by examining Jesus’ divine origin and kingship, his humble earthly beginnings and his revelation to the world. Instead of writing you a Christmas letter telling you about my life, I decided I would leave you with a prayer that reminds us what “Christ-mas” is really about-God becoming human and sharing his life with us so we in turn can dwell with our God at the heavenly banquet.

Sing for joy to God our help;

with exultant voice

raise to the Lord God living and true

a shout of joy.

Because the Lord is the Most High,

the awesome, great King over all the earth.

For the most holy Father of heaven,

our King before all ages,

sent from on high the beloved Son

who was born of the Blessed Virgin, Holy Mary.

He called out to God: You are my Father,

and God placed him as the firstborn,

the highest above all earthly kings.

On that day the Lord sent mercy

and song in the night.

This is the day the Lord has made;

let us rejoice and be glad.

For to us is given the beloved child most holy,

born for us along the way and placed in a manger

because there was no room for him at the inn.

Glory to the Lord God in the highest

and on earth peace to those of good will.

Let heavens rejoice and earth exult,

let the sea and all that is in it roar,

let the fields and everything in them sing for joy.

Sing to the Lord a new song;

sing to the Lord, all the earth!

For the Lord is great and highly to be praised;

more awesome than all gods.

Bring to the Lord, families of nations,

bring to the Lord glory and honor,

bring to the Lord the glory due his name.

Cast off the weight of sin

and take up the Lord’s holy cross,

follow the Lord’s most holy commands to the very end.


Merry Christmas to all and a Happy and Blessed New Year! Thank you for all of your support and prayers throughout the past year.


Pax et Bonum!


Br. B

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Well, Of Course It Does…

My husband called a short while ago, just to say hello (all together now: “Awwww…”)…and while on the phone with him, I updated him about Ian’s trip to the clinic this morning (turns out that while the boy does not, thankfully, have either pneumonia nor bronchitis, he does need to use a puffer for the next two to three weeks to help with the nasty cough he’s developed)…

I also mentioned, while staring at the disaster that is our house two days before Christmas, that I had no idea where to start cleaning because there was so much to do…

His soothing words of wisdom?

“Don’t worry about it, it always gets done…”

Well, of course it does!…I’m the one who does it!

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Obsessions, Sex and God? The mystery of the God’s creation

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Fr. Ron Rolheiser

“Some of us are obsessed with beauty, some of us are obsessed with finding a soulmate, some of us are obsessed with sex, some of us are obsessed with truth, some of us are obsessed with justice, and some of us are obsessed with the energy, colour and pleasures of this world. But very few of us are obsessed, or even much interested, in God who is the author of beauty, sexuality, intimacy, truth, justice, energy, colour and pleasure.”~Ron Rolheiser

Adam and Eve just chillin out

Ron Rolheiser’s quote, taken from the Western Catholic Reporter (Dec. 20, 2010), is concerned with sexuality and God. I like it because I think Rolheiser captures the challenge of society and Christian churches-that we fail to see our sexuality, desires, passions and love as something that comes from God; therefore, is holy. We either try to avoid discussion about these things or exploit them.

When we avoid discussing the power of sexuality, we show a failure to commit wholly to God. We need to recognize that our obessios and sexuality are essential life-giving forces that have been sanctified and perfected in Christ’s love for us shown through his incarnation, death and resurrection.

Thus, we must ask ourselves whether we take seriously the sacredness of our obsessions with beauty, soul-mates, sex, truth, justice, energy, colour and pleasures of this world as something that is based in God’s passionate and active love for us. If we do take this seriously and do not avoid discussions about sexuality and our obsessions, we will be less likely to exploit them like the “world” does in the promotion of pornography, slavery, bigotry, ageism, condemnation, workaholics, substance abuse and other behaviors that fail to recognize human dignity. And, in fact, I dare say, we will discover the unique and mysterious way that God communicates with us through these life-giving and creative forces.

Food for thought,

Br. B

“One man’s pornography is another man’s theology.”
Clive Barker

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Bishops vs Kenny: A Family Feud

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Recently, bill C-49 was introduced into parliament and has fueled a public quarreling between the Catholic Bishops of Canada and the Immigration minister Jason Kenny, a devout Catholic. The bill is designed to prevent human smuggling into Canada by creating tougher Canadian and international laws.

The Canadian Bishops wrote a letter to the immigration minister in response. They found that the bill may wrongly singled out needy refugees which strips away their dignity. Jason Kenny sharply refuted these claims by stating the bishops’ letter reflects a “long tradition of ideological bureaucrats who work for the bishops’ conference producing political letters signed by pastors who may not have specialized knowledge in certain areas of policy.”

Who is right? From the perspective of many advocacy groups and churches, the government is really doing nothing to directly hold accountable the people who are responsible for illegally trafficking refugees into Canada. Instead the bill merely targets refugees. Jason Kenny is arguing that the government has a moral responsibility to protect the safety of these refugees by preventing them from coming over in unsafe conditions, such as sending people over seas in leaky rusty boats. This argument is legitimate, but only to a point. The government in this bill does not propose an alternative on how to help refugees safely come here and nor do they hold other countries accountable concerning human rights.

Clearly, there is no easy solution to this problem. Anyone who has listened to the numerous refugee stories will tell you about their heroic tales that often involves having a connection with someone who gets them into the country illegally. The inhumane extremes these people suffer was something that they were willing to risk in order to reach safety and freedom. Let’s face it, in reality refugees are more likely to suffer a more dangerous fate by the hands of their corrupt leaders, that is why they are willing to leave their homes on dangerous vessels.

Simply as it is, the bill will make it impossible for those seeking liberation to come to Canada. For the bishops of Canada what is at stake is the dignity of innocent people who need our help. The question is, from both a Catholic and a political perspective, how do we help these people in need; remembering our ancestors were once sojourners in a foreign land who sought liberation and security, and received aid from their bordering neighbors (Lev 25.25-55). How do we share this wealth that God has graciously shared with us?

Pax et Bonum,

Billy Isenor, OFM

To get more information on the bishops letter to the immigration minister check out:

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Joseph, why so serious?

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We had a wonderful OYYAM staff Christmas party last night (thanks Clay and family for hosting)! There was good food, good company and a bit of a twist to our annual “Nacho’ Gift Exchange”. One word describes that particular event: CHAOS!  It was fun though and probably one of the most intense 5 minutes of 2010 for me!

 

Joseph, Mary, Jesus 

 

As the evening wound down, I noticed a decoration in the Imoo household. (See picture.) I first looked at the wooden pieces amongst the bits of hay and thought, “This is really nice.  Simple shapes but symbolizing so much.”  Then I noticed that Mary is smiling, Baby Jesus is either singing or yawning (it’s okay, that’s what babies do when their swaddled.)  But then, Joseph’s expression caught my attention.  All I could think was why isn’t he smiling like Mary?

 

Nicole and I went to mass this morning and the gospel was from Matthew 1:18-25.  The gospel tells us about Joseph and his “Christmas” journey.  Father Rodney Nootebos’ homily at mass made me think of these wooden figures with the different facial expressions. I understood now how whomever made the decorative Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus really caught the emotions in it’s simplicity.   Fr. Rodney spoke of Joseph’s response to his call from God.  Can you imagine what it might have been like for him when he found out that his wife to be as pregnant not by him, but by divine intervention?  And what is the rest of his family, her family and his community going to think of all this?  Okay, he accepted that with a little more encouragement from an Angel of God, but still… add to that the fact that his very pregnant wife has to ride a Donkey all the way to Bethlehem for a census.  Then when they finally get to their destination, they find out that there’s no place for them to stay.  Joseph was obviously a loving man and tried his best to make Mary comfortable especially since she was about to give birth.

 

Through all the hardship, Mary is smiling.  As a mother, I can understand, despite some trials during pregnancy, that once that child is born, there is a wave of joy.  Not only that, this child is Jesus!  Our Messiah!  

 

Now back to Joseph.  I’ll never forget the look on my husband Sean’s face each first time we met our children, Nicole, then James, then Nathan.  There was such joyful bliss and emotion.  You’d think Joseph, being the loving husband and new father that he was, would be smiling.  But how could he?  As Fr. Rodney mentioned in his homily:  Joseph was under a lot of pressure.  With the birth of Jesus, came his responsibilty of being the guardian of the Messiah.  I repeat: THE GUARDIAN of  the MESSIAH!  That’s a HUGE responsibility! That’s enough pressure to put a sober look on anyone’s face.  Once things started to settle, I’m sure he came to realize how truly blessed he was and changed his expression… until of course when they lost Jesus when he was a pre-teen in the temple.  But that’s another story…

 

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The Eucharist: Source and Summit of the Christian Life

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Advent: Living in Hope, Preparing for Christmas

Advent: Living in Hope, Preparing for Christmas

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“A new prayer session is produced every day. ; It is not a ‘Thought for the Day’, a sermon or a bible-study, but rather a framework for your own prayer.
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Incarnation means year-long love for the marginalized

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My article first printed in the WCR:

http://www.wcr.ab.ca/Opinions/OpinionsStories/tabid/70/entryid/377/Default.aspx

December 20, 2010
BILLY ISENOR, OFM
SPECIAL TO THE WCR

This time of year brings about the usual cliché themes that are preached in the Church. For example, we hear messages about helping others, reconciliation and focusing on God amidst the commercialism of Christmas. As one of my Facebook friends posted on their wall: “Let us put the ‘Christ’ back into Christmas!”

These are good themes to reflect on, but I always noticed something greater about the Incarnation of our Lord that is sometimes missed. Advent and Christmas reflect on the unique identity of our Saviour — the “poor, divine and sovereign King.”

St. Francis of Assisi offers a great reflection of this concept for us this Advent and Christmas.

Three years prior to his death, Francis desired with zeal to follow more closely in the footprints of Jesus by enacting the scene of the Nativity.

Francis summoned a beloved friend named John in the town of Greccio to prepare that scene with a real manger, ox and other animals. Francis, then, invited the town to participate in reflecting on the scene of the Lord’s birth — in essence, he recreated Bethlehem.
KING WHO IS POOR

At first glance, the event is comparable to a Christmas pageant, but in reality it created a moment of Church through prayer — the people of Greccio meditated on Christ’s historical entry into the world as a poor king.

Thomas Celano, a biographer of Francis, states: “The night is lit up like day, delighting both people and beast. The people arrive, ecstatic at this new mystery of new joy. The forest amplifies the cries and the boulders echo back the joyful crowd. The brothers sing, giving God due praise, and the whole night abounds with jubilation.”

In fact, in many of Francis’ writings we find that he would instruct the faithful by always reminding them about Christ’s Incarnation: “Though he was rich, he wished, together with the most Blessed Virgin, his mother, to choose poverty in the world beyond all else, . . . leaving us an example that we might follow his footprints.”

As we progress from Advent to Christmas, Francis gives us an image of Christ our sovereign king who chooses to be born in poverty. Being born in such a way God justifies the poor, the lowly and the marginalized. Our Christ is a king who takes the side of the underprivileged in order to show us where the humble beginnings of saintliness begin.

Christ’s impoverished birth restores the brotherhood and sisterhood of humanity. It also emphasizes a new equality and inclusivity among people because God refuses to be put on a pedestal over the people by being born in the worldly sense of rich. He, instead, chooses humble beginnings so that he can connect to the grassroots people of his mission.
CHRIST OUR LIBERATOR

This is an image of Christ who is always at the centre of a crowd and is the One who always comes down from the mountain to raise the lowly, thus restoring humanity’s goodness and dignity. Born like a slave, Christ liberates us from the stain of sin so that we can enter more freely into a relationship with God and, one day, God’s kingdom.

Francis always reminded his brothers that God is a passionate lover and champion for us. Jesus’ Incarnation reveals that God will go to any length to draw near to us so that we can draw near to our God — we will not draw near to God in the aisles of superiority, but in the common markets of people’s homes and the margins of society. For Francis, this is the image of Church that we are called to live.

We are called to participate in building God’s kingdom through the virtues of humility, poverty and love. Therefore, we don’t side with the marginalized and poor just during Advent, but year round. We are called to praise God by living the Good News with joyful hearts because we have the great gift of communion with our God, especially in the Eucharist which Francis and the people celebrated at Greccio.

For Francis, we are called to manifest this gift of our salvation by giving the best gift we can offer at Christmas and throughout the year — our time, our love and our presence to others. After all, we are celebrating that we are never really poor because, through the mystery of God becoming human in Christ, we have received an inheritance far richer than what the world could or can offer.

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Why I Am a Christian

Knowledge of nature is sought for the practical applications that it makes possible, but this is not all. When I was a scientist, I loved coming to an understanding of nature. I was passionately attracted by the beauty of scientific theories. It seems that love and beauty are the reasons for pursuing science! Who would have thought?

Well, my PhD thesis director, possibly. I remember that once, when I was a young graduate student, he glanced wistfully at a plant and told me how these plant leaves with their chloroplasts were so much more interesting than the mitochondria of lowly bread mold that we were studying.

I did not return to the Christian roots of my childhood until many years later. But all through my scientific training, the knowledge that science presupposed something higher in order to be possible accompanied me. This transcendental dimension of scientific knowledge is acknowledged even by its most atheistic practitioners, but few go from there to the personal God of the Christian faith.

Faith is a fundamental attitude to take towards life, and it is a choice to be made in response to the experience of life. I grew up a Catholic and was baptized as an infant. The Catholic Church was the natural place for me to return to as I came to the realization of the importance of faith in my life.

Nevertheless, one of the hardest things I find to explain is why I am a Christian and not, for example, a Muslim. The Catholic Church rejects nothing that is true and holy in other religions, and neither do I.

I had distanced myself so far from the religious observances of my youth that returning there was by no means the only option. I could have become a Buddhist.

Maybe I am a Christian only because this is the religion in which I grew up. This would seem to make a certain amount of sense, but it really doesn’t. I dislike those who emphasize traditions for the sake of tradition and distrust the accomplishments of the modern world. I am not a Christian out of nostalgia for the past, but out of love for the present and hope for the future.

Most importantly, I am a Christian because of the Gospels. It is not the rituals, as heart-warming and familiar as they are to me, but the Gospels that made me return to my faith. God reached out to me through them. All I did was to accept this. I rejected nothing but unbelief when I accepted.

I am proud to belong to a religious community that has a long history of dialogue with the non-Christian believers. In 1219, St. Francis himself attempted to reach out to the Sultan of Egypt in the middle of the 5th Crusade. Francis attempted to convert the Sultan to Christianity, and the Sultan attempted to convert Francis to Islam. Neither one succeeded, but it seems that they parted with deep respect for each other.

I am a Christian because this is how God called me.

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What are the “Transformations” posts all about?

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Transformations

series is that I am committing to writing 100 posts on the topic of a specific thing I’ve done that day to try to become a better man.






Why “Convert Man”?

A key moment in my life was my decision to become Catholic. People like me are called “converts.” Up to that point (1997) I had been a Bible-school educated Free Methodist with a light salting of the charismatic movement. I was, and still am, a born-gain Christian with a genuine relationship with Jesus Christ.

But why on earth would an evangelical Christian ever become Catholic?!? Isn’t that going backwards?

This is a decision many of my friends and family could not understand. Ultimately, the reason was one of authority: who has it? As a Protestant, my answer was always “The Bible.”

But I never stopped to ask myself if the Bible itself claims that it has final authority in all spiritual and moral matters of any importance.

It does not.

There are countless references in Scripture to there being sources of the Truth other than what is Written. I explained my reasoning (albeit sloppily) based on passages from my old NIV Bible way back in 1998, and later posted it to my blog. For a better explanation, check this out.

I was actually very surprised to discover this truth, and once I did the only logical place to turn was to the only place which claims to retain the oral teachings of the faith of old.

Since I “crossed the Tiber” I’ve had no regrets, despite the lost friendships and tense moments with my family. It’s all worth it. See Matthew 13:44.






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My Ten Favourite Christian Songs: 5/10

One cannot be a fan of Christian rock from the latter two decades of the 20th Century without having Petra somewhere in the list. As I mentioned in

the initial post on my favourite Christian music

, Petra was the first album I ever bought.

Their style has consistently been rock, with a strong theme of spiritual warfare. They make heavy use of the Scriptures in their lyrics, and seemed to have a limitless imagination for plays on words. They rendered Caesar’s famous quote, “Veni, vidi, vici” (I came, I saw, I conquered) into a song about Jesus called, “He Came, He Saw, He Conquered.” I was stunned when I first heard the title to “Killing My Old Man” until a friend (thank you Christa!) explained that it was a reference to the sinful man who dies in baptism, to be reborn anew with Christ in the resurrection. And when they released their first praise & worship album – Petra Praise: The Rock Cries Out – they played heavily on the fact that Petra is the Greek rendition of rock, and the passage in Luke 19:40 where Jesus responded to those who told his disciples to stop praising him that “if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out.”

All of my Petra music is on cassette tape, with the exception of their God Fixation album, which I bought on CD and is the most recent one I have. I did have an LP of Greg Volz, who was Petra’s original lead vocalist but left the band to start a solo career.

His replacement, John Schlitt, did a concert of some of Petra’s best hits in Caronport, SK on January 16, 1991, and that was the first concert I ever went to (the date stuck in my head because it was at the beginning of the first Gulf War). He performed by himself, using recorded tracks of the band’s music. I remember how puzzled Schlitt was when the audience demanded an encore, as he hadn’t prepared anything. So he simply did the first song in the set over again.

With my journey to Catholicism and discovery of the fathers of the ancient Church, I was naturally drawn to Petra’s song “St. Augustine’s Pears.” It’s taken from a passage in St. Augustine’s Confessions (which I must confess I’ve never read) where he recounts how he stole pears from a tree for no other reason than that he could. St. Augustine used that incident from his past to open a vast meditation on the nature of sin in his heart.

I also enjoy this song because of a neat trick they did with dual guitars and stereo channels in the intro. Crank the volume and make sure you’re listening in stereo. The effect is magnified if you’re wearing headphones.

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Faye Meets Her Match (NCCYM 2010)

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NCCYM logoI have just returned from a wonderful trip to New Orleans for the biennial National Conference on Catholic Youth Ministry (NCCYM) presented by the USA’s National Federation for Catholic Youth Ministry (NFCYM).  So right away, you know this blog is going to be about youth ministry because of the number of acronyms in the opening paragraph.

 

I went with my fellow OYYAM (Office of Youth and Young Adult Ministry) staff members along with 4 YM (youth ministry) and YAM (young adult ministry) leaders from SAK (St. Andrew Kim parish…not their official acronym…but I just love saying it…LOL).  Okay, enough with the acronyms for the sake of acronyms.  Acronyms FTW!

 

I’ve been blessed to attend these conferences in the States for the past few years since 2004 (the conference for adults such as this year’s alternates with the conference for teens) but usually I’m flying solo or with one other staff member.  Thus, I was very excited to be joined by Analyn, Faye and Gerard this time as we collectively rubbed shoulders with some of Catholic YM’s most prominent speakers, artists, and workshop leaders.

 

Indeed, it was a fabulous 4 days of faith, fun, food, and fellowship (wait…this sounds like a Spirit Day promo or something):  we got to see old friends as well as make many new ones as we explored the theme of “Marching With the Saints.”

 

But our march was almost relegated to a crawl right off the start.

 

On Thursday afternoon, we made our way to the Exhibitor’s Hall to pick up our credentials (nametags) for the conference.  Gene of APeX Ministries had them at his booth, as he had generously arranged to “sponsor” us for the conference.  We excitedly approached the entrance and peered into the massive hall in the Convention Center (think the size of 2 football fields).

 

That’s when I saw her.

 

A tiny, serious woman stationed at the door.  The only person standing between us and over 100 exhibitors.  I quickly surmised that she was ensuring that everyone was wearing their nametags as their entry to the venue…similar to what we do at Spirit Day.

 

I don’t even know why I tried, but I casually tried to walk past her.

 

“STOP!  You need your badge.”

 

“Our credentials are actually with…”

 

“Doesn’t matter.  You can’t go in.”

 

Normally, at this point I would try and say something charming or at least disarming.  Maybe explaining we were nice Canadians (something we were recognized for quite a bit during the conference…but I’ll save that for another blog) or appealing to my good looks.  But I could tell that neither was going to work:  this one was a non-negotiable.
 

 

I turned back to the rest of the staff after my futile entry attempt.  Knowing Faye’s admirable penchant for sticking to our firm yet fair office policies especially with respect to registration for our events (case in point:  one of our favourite lines in the office is “We’re sold out…even the Pope can’t get in”), the only thing I could say to her was:

 

“Wow Faye…this lady makes you look like a teddy bear!”

 

We erupted into laughter because my statement was both sad and true.  Faye’s really good at what she does; sometimes I’m scared of her.  But even Faye might have trouble holding a candle to this security woman.

 

Our laughter was interrupted by the appearance of Mark Hart (Vice-President of LIFE TEEN and long-time friend of our archdiocese), who, like us, wanted entry into the hall but not yet with his credentials.  After some quick hugs and hellos, Mark was met with the same fate at the door:  he wasn’t allowed in.

 

“But he’s tonight’s Keynote Speaker!” I said through my giggling.

 

As expected, the lady didn’t react to my comment as Mark stood waiting at the door.  Meanwhile, Chris Padgett bellowed from the spotlight stage inside the hall:  “Hey everybody, it’s Mark Hart!  Come join us!”

 

Mark sheepishly pantomimed back that he couldn’t get in.  It was an unintentional brilliant comedic moment.

 

Mark came back to our group and said “I think we can take her if we all split up…we must be faster than her.”

 

Our strategizing was cut short by Gene, who emerged from the hall with our credentials (turns out that Analyn had summoned him via text).  A few seconds later, a LIFE TEEN staff member came out with Mark’s.

 

We greeted Gene and thanked him before donning our nametags.  As we once again approached the door, I complimented the woman for doing a good job.

 

Her quick grin confirmed that she indeed knew how to smile.

 

So we proudly marched into the exhibit hall with a new spring in our step in eager anticipation of what the next few days held in store.

 

 

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